schlostered 

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".

Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.

schlostered by JJKamp February 7, 2019

Shlastered 

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)

In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.

Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009

Sclootered 

To be at a loss for words

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!

Sclootered by Elfangorax September 22, 2009

schlossered 

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.

1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!

schlossered by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008

Schlonkered 

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.

"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."

Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008

chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia

Get me out of here...I am chlostered!

chlostered by Jeff October 6, 2003

schlactered 

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

schlactered by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008