schlostered
Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??
Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.
Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.
schlostered by JJKamp February 7, 2019
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Shlastered
Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)
In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.
Shlastered by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009
Related Words
schlostered • schlossered • chlostered • schlactered • schlittered • Schlonkered • Schustered • schwastered • Sclootered • Shlastered
Sclootered
Sclootered by Elfangorax September 22, 2009
schlossered
1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.
schlossered by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
Schlonkered
Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
Schlonkered by James Holter April 30, 2008
chlostered
feeling of chlostrophobia
Get me out of here...I am chlostered!
chlostered by Jeff October 6, 2003
schlactered
schlactered by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008
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