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schlostered

A mixture of sloshed and plastered, both meaning "drunk".
Brad: Did you see Jessica dancing on the table at that house party last night??

Chad: Yeah bro she was totally schlostered.
by JJKamp February 7, 2019
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Shlastered

Consuming as much Alcohol as possible in a certain time range. Eventually one will end up in the state of mind of being shit-faced/plastered. (Shlastered)
In PCB we were so fucking fed up with this ginger fuck named harris that we would just make sure he would get shlastered and pass out.
by Harris is Bk May 4, 2009
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Sclootered

They told me to give an example and my mind went blank; I was utterly sclootered!
by Elfangorax September 22, 2009
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schlossered

1. being kept on one's toes for someone's (usually significant other's) amusement, limit testing, or sadistic enjoyment.
1. You've been schlossered!!!
2. I'm totally being schlossered here!!!
by supermodelwannabe May 10, 2008
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Schlonkered

Being extremely intoxicated, to the point when you say the word it sounds normal. Usually involves large quantities of premium malt beverages and gratuitous amounts of friends.
"Hey Jenny! Steve, Scott and Jimmy were extremely Schlonkered after playing 18 holes with your Grandpa."
by James Holter April 30, 2008
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chlostered

feeling of chlostrophobia
Get me out of here...I am chlostered!
by Jeff October 6, 2003
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schlactered

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED
by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008
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