schmenis 

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

Schmenis 

An uncircumcised penis, typically of small nature

Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.

My date yesterday had a schmenis.

Schmenis by Schmenis June 15, 2022

schlenis

A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis

She was sucking on my schlenis.

schlenis by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011

schwenis 

Arnold Schwarzenegger's penis.

The schwenis is now more famous than the clenis.

schwenis by donth October 26, 2003

Schmeiser 

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.

Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!

Schmeiser by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmeisch 

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.

I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.

schmeisch by teamPW December 20, 2009

Schmeis 

of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.

Micheal schmeised the wooden hand from the shop

Schmeis by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003