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Schmenis 

Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.

My date yesterday had a schmenis.
Schmenis by Schmenis June 15, 2022
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A new word referring to the human male penis. schlong+penis-ongpe=schlenis
She was sucking on my schlenis.
schlenis by HungDaddy37 November 7, 2011

schwenis 

The schwenis is now more famous than the clenis.
schwenis by donth October 26, 2003

Schmeiser 

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!
Schmeiser by Jay Hat April 7, 2007

schmeisch 

v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.
schmeisch by teamPW December 20, 2009
of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.
Micheal schmeised the wooden hand from the shop
Schmeis by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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