schmönis 

Penis

She was sucking on my Schmönis.

schmönis by XSatansBratenX May 6, 2017

schmenis 

An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.

I got the meanest schmenis.

schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007

schmonster

Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.

I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.

I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.

Your mom ate my schmonster.

schmonster by GsUPinVA May 12, 2007

schmonster

A large and well-girthed penis.

Hey man, look at your skinny pencil dick. Mine is a schmonster..seee?

schmonster by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011

Schonism 

When a person does something in the most difficult possible way but gets the job done in the end.

Why did you cut the grass with a pair of scissors? It's the art of schonism, its a form of self loathing.

Schonism by Taxidermister April 19, 2023

schonis 

An ape like human being with aquatic tattoos that roids out on people who upset him.

don't upset my schonis or you'll die

schonis by Thelonelyman September 23, 2017

Schmenis 

An uncircumcised penis, typically of small nature

Yo, have you seen Sven's schmenis? He flashed the entire class.

My date yesterday had a schmenis.

Schmenis by Schmenis June 15, 2022