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schmenis
An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.
schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007
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Schmekis • schmenis • Schmeis • schmeisch • Schmeiser • Schmekin Prickles • Schmekin The Be Be • Schmekus • Schmemis
Schmekin The Be Be
A catchy phrase to describe ones emotions during every day life, when you just have nothing else to say, or even when you have a lot to say. It's a feel good way to say anything.
This phrase is dedicated to our little black rain cloud.
This phrase is dedicated to our little black rain cloud.
When you are feeling down and out, and you want to scream and shout, Schmekin The Be Be.
If you are just feeling some type of way, what do you say?
Schmekin The Be Be.
Frustration and Stress? No Problem.
Schmekin The Be Be.
Bad Sex, Good Sex...Schmekin the Be Be.
However, when your car gets crashed, your Be Be has been Schmecked.
If you are just feeling some type of way, what do you say?
Schmekin The Be Be.
Frustration and Stress? No Problem.
Schmekin The Be Be.
Bad Sex, Good Sex...Schmekin the Be Be.
However, when your car gets crashed, your Be Be has been Schmecked.
Schmekin The Be Be by Ms. Schmeckle December 9, 2009
schmeisch
v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.
I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.
Schmekin Prickles
A tasty treat.
Wanna stop and get some frozen Schmekin Prickles?
Last night I skipped dinner and just had Schmeckin Prickles.
Last night I skipped dinner and just had Schmeckin Prickles.
Schmekin Prickles by Rehpinej October 20, 2010
Schmeis
of the verb 'to schmeis'. To take other peoples possesions through means of deception, stealing or lying. Objects can include credit cards,wallets, ties in fact any item. Alternatively meaning an overweight german smelly slob.
Schmeis by Matt Wicks September 11, 2003
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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