schmenius

The opposite of genius, according to a Washington Mutual radio commercial.

"Man, am I a schmenius; I just burnt a winning lottery ticket!"

"Your plan to trick us would never work because it's so schmenius."

by streudelz August 10, 2008

schmunguss

A series of movies spanning from 2012-2019, these movies portray different genres of film, while inserting the schmunguss IP.

Yo I just watched schumguss's revenge

sick, I love when the schmunguss hits the grddy

by Schmunguss March 8, 2023

SCHMEVINS

Oral sex from female to male.

I better get some schmevins on our 4 year anniversary! It's been too long!

by Captain Tubesock January 29, 2008

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005

Schmungus

A silly little item(s) that is often stolen or taken

He stole my schmungus

by @mac0n_bac0n March 4, 2023

Sheenius

(n), A genius person or idea on the intellectual level of Charlie Sheen
(adj), used to describe a person or idea that is cleaver enough to have been thought of by Charlie Sheen.

Charlie: I probably took more than anybody could survive... I was banging seven-gram rocks, and finishing them, because thats how I roll!

You: This man is a Sheenius! Get him an award!

by Streetiti March 17, 2011

schmedium

A combination of a size small and medium worn by someone who should have a minimum of a large

Jason was working on a camaro and wanted to look tough so he wore a schmedium

by benzino909 March 24, 2010