schmeisch
v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.
I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.
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Schienschang
is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
Schienschang by mtnscout February 18, 2010
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Schmichael
An amazing person who is rather strange but very sweet inside. Usually seen with a beard and mustache but it makes no difference to his amazing humour. Although sometimes regarded as a btech Emilie he is a genuinely nice person. He is very intelligent but NEVER annoying about it and he is always helpful.
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Schmitch
1. When a dad gets a new, smokin’ hot side bitch who’s destined to be the awesomely amazing step mom
2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
2. A way, way better name than Step Mom
Schmitch by QueenHootsie June 11, 2020
schmecho
It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.
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SchmcSchmadden
To play madden all day regardless of impending due dates, girlfriend duties, or athletics.
To continue to play madden after 50 completed seasons. Also see worthless
To continue to play madden after 50 completed seasons. Also see worthless
SchmcSchmadden by SchmcObserver February 12, 2008
SCHMEEESCH!
A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
SCHMEEESCH! by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006
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