schmeisch
v. For one to project feces upon another’s forehead and smear the fecal matter throughout the hair as if it were a topical hair product.
I schmeisched your girlfriend last night.
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Schienschang
is a surname and variation of Tschientschan, which loosely translated means, "Man with balls of steel that kills bear with teeth.'
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
Also a type of verbal maneuver indigenous to the Central Virginia region for avoiding trouble though obviously in the wrong, see example.
"Damn, he just Schienschanged outta that ticket by explaining to the cop that the hill jumped out at him, dumb motherf**ker..."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
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"Man, we shoulda been arrested for stealing that wet floor sign, but we Schienschanged out of it by telling them we were sign inspectors."
Schienschang by mtnscout February 18, 2010
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SCHMEEESCH!
A barbaric battle cry, used while backhanding your foe with a swipe from your battle axe, warhammer, or two-handed sword. Can also be used to describe the smashing of someone or something in this manner.
"SCHMEEEESCH!" roared Wulfgar the Terrible, smashing the face of Jordan into pulp with his warhammer.
SCHMEEESCH! by Chernorizets Hrabr November 25, 2006
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