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Shoenice
Shoenice is the Youtube/internet phenomena known for eating virtually anything. He has ingested condoms, tampons, an entire bar of anti-perspirant, dish soap, multiple cans of chewing tobacco, a can of steel BB's, amongst many other things. He is also widely known for slamming hard liquor at incredible speed. He's demolished a liter of Wild Turkey in 30 seconds, and a 750ml bottle of Everclear in 13 seconds as well as many other types of liquor. He's also recognized by the Guiness Book of World Records for ingesting 20 lit birthday candles in under 2 minutes. He is the self proclaimed, "Human Garbage Disposal."
Shenice
The American name Shenice means - forms of Shanice, but I think Shenice has a better sound to it. She is the very epitome of her name if you were to pronounce it in two syllables She-nice. She has many strengths, your calm, diplomatic, and pragmatic approach is admirable. On top of that, once you commit to something, you feel responsible and accountable for what you do, which makes you such a trustworthy and loyal person. Loving, kindhearted, great gift giver and sensual with and great sense of humor .Guys find these qualities intriguing as well as her physical appearance. The very best friend you can have in life, truly a rare gem. So having such a one of kind BBF, obviously you wouldn’t want to cross her, because there will be hell to pay. You may get the ice cold treatment and indifferent attitude. Oh yeah most important, she absolutely love her some Ethiopians, because they were the first in history to plant and harvest the Coffee bean, she really gotta have her Cup of Joe on a daily basis. ;-)
Girl: Shenice, can you help me with selling Girls Scouts cookies?
Guy: Shenice, do you want go get some endorphin's cranking out at the gym or on a brisk walk on the beach? I'll be sure to stop at Seven Eleven first for your Cup of Joe.
Guy: Shenice, do you want to enroll in a Salsa dance class?
Guy Better yet do you wanna get married?????
Guy: Shenice, do you want go get some endorphin's cranking out at the gym or on a brisk walk on the beach? I'll be sure to stop at Seven Eleven first for your Cup of Joe.
Guy: Shenice, do you want to enroll in a Salsa dance class?
Guy Better yet do you wanna get married?????
Schnice
adj. similar in meaning to the English 'nice' but with added emphasis. May be used as an exclamation. Often appears with multiple 'i's.
Origin unclear. Possibly Eastern Europe, but used most frequently in the southwest United States.
Origin unclear. Possibly Eastern Europe, but used most frequently in the southwest United States.
Schnice by Billy Fleecer March 7, 2011
schmenis
An often misunderstood and rarely used form of the word penis. Though it's use is now limited it is ever increasing in poularity.
schmenis by David Philip Anderson April 4, 2007
Shoenice
Shoenice by Saggymanbreast July 18, 2012
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026