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Schmeiser

Slang term meaning Penis. Literally meaning something that is used to Schmeis (Whip) as a strap etc.
Have you seen him? Wow. What a Schmeiser!
by Jay Hat April 7, 2007
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Schmeidlered

To have one's lowest moments in the legal system turned to art.
"Look, another celebrity DUI. By next week, they'll probably be Schmeidlered."
by Ian J. April 25, 2008
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scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.
"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born
by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016
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schleimer

in german speach a schleimer(for she "schleimerin") is a person whos head is proverbial sticking in ones ass - for a schleimers advantage... also the austrian (a german dialekt) word "oarschkriacha" - something like (free translated) asscrowler means the same.
a person veryvery nice too other people only for getting into better positions.
upwards he´s a schleimer downwards he kicks
by martin mou newmiller December 24, 2006
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scheissery

A load of bullshit. If someone is using scheissery they are usually trying topull the wool” over you or fool you for the clown you are. If they are using scheissery then you know they are lying and/or coming up with dumb excuses to try and bamboozle you.
Cut the scheissery. I know you’re a fraud and a lying snake
by Unicorn King March 31, 2020
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scheister

someone who is a cheat, often in legal terms
When he doubled his legal fees i realised what a scheister that lawyer really was!

After driving for only 5 miles in her 'new' car before it broke down Allie realised that car salesman had been a total scheister
by ellaloveyou October 31, 2008
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fanny schmeller

fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
wow! did you see that fanny schmeller go!?
by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
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