shellman the small town in georgia where everyone the teenagers are always drunk,and the old people are always swapping spouses.and the cops pull you over and get your beer to drink it. :)
downtown shellman
--whoop whoop blue lights--
17 year old:yes officer.
I was at the store picking up some ground beef to make tacos when i walked by some female with a horrendous odor, so i said "Damn bitch! You are schmellay!".