schmeckman

A name for a person when they've exasperated you beyond words.

I was talking to Brian today and I just couldn't take it. What a schmeckman!

by 1234_ebita_5678 February 8, 2019

Schmuckgan

Person who drunkenly posts stupid stuff on Facebook after midnight despite the attempted intervention of his friends.

Schmuckgan is a daily source of comedy with his cogent Facebook posts in the wee hours of the morning.

by Ohyeahr March 23, 2019

schmegman american

Anyone who claims to be "African American" that has no lineage to Africa for multiple generations and that reaks of schmegma.

"Schmegman American"-LOLLA, enough said. May also be referred to as Roland

by YATYAS April 30, 2011

schmecklemans

A word describing when plastic bags cut into your hands while carrying your shopping.

david was carrying his shopping home. He turns to brenda with a look of pain in his eyes and says, ''Iv got a bad case of schmecklemans''

by tommy turnbuckle November 30, 2010

Schmellman

Yiddish for a mans Penis

Have had your schmellman trimmed?

You frickin schmellman!

by Jay Pope October 10, 2007

schminkman

your closest,oldest friends, the inner circle; The people who stick with you thru all times and know and trust you better than anyone else. The people you love and who love you and who you are real with.

the schminkmans are getting together for dinner tonight

by d l t June 11, 2006

Schmeckleangelo

Schmeckleangelo ( n) a peterpuffer who has spent a more time on his back playing with his Peter than it took Michelangelo lying on his back to paint the Sistine chappel..

Has anyone seen glover? Nope... well If u see him don't shake his hand, u know that guy is a real schmeckleangelo. Always playing with that short crooked tiny little paintbrush of his.

by Rich Crain July 17, 2018