schillman
that guy is a schillman.
schillman by mark smith April 8, 2004
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schizomanagement
An ineffective form of management involving steep and sudden changes in direction with seemingly no pattern. People who adopt this form of management often create contradictory directives.
Julie: It's 4pm, I'm off. See you tomorrow.
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?
Karla: What? You don't just leave at 4pm. There are still open issues to resolve.
Julie: Understood, I'll finish up.
Karla: Look, you can't just assume that we can pay you overtime. Your shift ends at 4pm, so if you stay later you need to get it approved first.
Julie: Are you certified in schizomanagement?
schizomanagement by Jocko Tam July 21, 2009
Claire schilling
Claire schilling is most used for girls its a beautiful name meaning a fairytale goddess and is always kind and has a great personality that's easy going, she smells like lilacs and vanilla&shes a great hugger , she's always gotcha 4 anything everyone needs a Claire schilling in their life
josie:whos talking to that girl
zoe:oh its Claire schilling
josie:ya she's super nice I heard
zoe:omg I gotta be friends with her
zoe:oh its Claire schilling
josie:ya she's super nice I heard
zoe:omg I gotta be friends with her
Claire schilling by a.o1209 April 27, 2023
grant schilling
A 14 year old boy from southern Illinois, famous for his livestreams. He also has a vine and a YouTube channel. His celebrity crush is Andrea russett and he also goes by the name Pablo Obama. Given to him from one of his prank calls on younow. He has green eyes and is extremely hot!
Person 1: OMG Who is Pablo Obama? I've seen that A lot
Person 2: oh that is actually Grant Schilling. It is an inside joke from a prank call from one of his livestreams.
Person 2: oh that is actually Grant Schilling. It is an inside joke from a prank call from one of his livestreams.
grant schilling by Pablo Obama June 27, 2014
Schlieman Flush
Person 1: "How many people did you get with last night??"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"
Person 2: "Well..let's just see I got a schlieman flush"
Schlieman Flush by H&S October 10, 2008
Schlieman Crush
Person 1: "I got with Jeromeo last night"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
Schlie: "HEY, so did I..."
Person 1: "Dude, you totally schlieman crushed me!"
Schlieman Crush by H&S October 9, 2008
shillian
A girl who is beautiful and appears shy to those that she likes. She attracts shy guys as well, who awkwardly try and talk to her but can't completely tell her how they feel. Instead, the guy tries to write UrbanDictionary definitions in the hopes that she may see it and know who wrote it and how they actually feel.
1: Man do you still like Shillian? You Should go tell her how you feel!
2: But I can't, I don't know what I would even say to let her know!
2: But I can't, I don't know what I would even say to let her know!
shillian by YeahItsMeAsYouProbablyKnow May 23, 2018
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"