Schmellon

A stoner.

Brad is such a Schmellon. Thats his 3rd J today

Schmellon by baby schmellon March 12, 2020

schmellon

10/3. equals schmellon. schmellon*2. equals sixtynine. schmellon is the dankest # ever.

a: oh hey, what's up man?
b: oh not much, doing my math homework.

a: what problem?
b: schmellon.

schmellon by thaashit November 14, 2009

Poopy Schmell

Any kind of smell that seems like it came from a butthole, such as a fart, actual poop, etc.

You and your friend Anthony are talking:

You:Dude, wtf smells so bad? It smells like someone let out a poopy schmell!

Anthony: Sorry, I really had to let out a fart!

Poopy Schmell by The Schmelliest November 16, 2011

schmevulon 

Described as vast and ever expanding, the word schmevulon encompasses all earthly and spiritual beings. Schmevulon is a way of life; accepting the inevitability of ourselves having no control of the universe, and going about our daily lives not focused on the bleak future.

just be chill... the schmevulon consumes bro

schmevulon by Declan C. January 20, 2019

schmevulon 

The endless void of existence; can be used to describe the eternal entity of our universe and it's all-encompassing meaning

The schmevulon consumes!!

schmevulon by Declan C. January 20, 2019

schellinger 

A feisty man or woman who is hot tempered and sarcastic, yet very protective and nurturing. Ladies/gents on the street, but freaks in the bed. Highly inappropriate and love to imbibe.

She is a drunk, sarcastic mess that I heard is good in bed. But don't mess with her family because I heard she's a schellinger.

schellinger by dnommah December 4, 2012

schmevulon 

Schmevulon is the one true aspect of existence, where all else is extraneous. It encompasses all, it represents all, it is all. Not bound by time, not bound by the entity, not even bound by bounds.

Woah, that's really schmevulon

schmevulon by DuddyC January 20, 2019