shellman 

shellman the small town in georgia where everyone the teenagers are always drunk,and the old people are always swapping spouses.and the cops pull you over and get your beer to drink it. :)

downtown shellman
--whoop whoop blue lights--
17 year old:yes officer.

officer:i'm going to have to take that beer from you.

17 year old do you want me to pour it out?
officer:no i'll drink it.

shellman by yeahhh boyy June 16, 2008

mary-kate spellman 

mary-kate spellman is the official wife (wifi) of ciara hession

why is she obsessed with finn?
she has to be mary-kate spellman

mary-kate spellman by louistomlinsonnnn October 17, 2021

shellyann 

short, sweet, sexy, beautiful female with class. Can be a bitch sometimes also can be very nonchalant about things. She is a real one and a keeper dont play with her heart, shes a bad bitch and will beat a shordy tf up

shellyann’s so sweet bruh

shellyann by tasha tmc September 13, 2019

Shellana 

Shellana is a cute and funny girl that will make your life better as soon as you meet her. She’s the type of girl that will do everything she can to bring you up when your down. Shellana is the type of girl you want to meet.

Thanks for being here Shellana.

Shellana by MarcBry5768 November 24, 2019

The Shullman Feast 

A incredibly large meal enough to cure world hunger. It involves ordering an insurmountable amount of fried chicken fingers with sides of calorically dense mac & cheese and a heaping portion of french fries. Why not add 3 cups of dressing on to it as well. To top of the meal have 10 ounces of ice cream with toppings galore.

Eric, a horny and hairy man, ordered "The Shullman Feast" he was unaware that the restaurant had no more food left for the rest of its customers because it was all used on him. He immediately became overweight and was eligible for gastric bypass surgery

The Shullman Feast by Boca561WHATWHAT September 5, 2011

shellan 

Shellan is a Southern nickname for a girl who has it all together. She always dresses amazing, smells great, she's smart & isn't afraid to take charge when she needs to. Someone who you can take out on the town, take to Sunday meetin' & still take home to meet mama!

Man! That girl's a Shellan! You should go get her, those kind of girls just don't come around that often. It doesn't hurt that she's "Smack yo mama" sexy!

shellan by Lucky 1996 January 27, 2018

shellmac 

A recently popular troll in the GD, occasionally flirting with hot guys, but mostly calling everyone else names.
It has incredibly low self-esteem, despite what it says, and will get even more hostile if you question it's self-worth.
The shellmac often gets itself banned, and makes duplicate versions (Shellmac v17, v18, etc)
The best course of action when being trolled by shellmac is to ignore it, like any other troll. If the shellmac flirts with you, insult it. Eventually it's self-esteem will get so low, it will give up and kill itself.

Gaian: "Agh, I hate Shellmac so much, she called me fat!"
Shellmac: "You are fat. And you don't hate me, you're just jealous of me because I'm more popular than you."

Poster1: "Bitch. You're just jealous of me."
Poster2: "Don't be such a shellmac."

shellmac by 547URD4Y October 3, 2010