schmalzman
In this painting we see a Child wich looks like a tiny adult. Or what Art histrionians would define as a textbook example for a “Schmalzmann”
schmalzman by Indigoogirl February 15, 2021
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Schmellman
Schmellman by Jay Pope October 10, 2007
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Schwarzmann Steamer
After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.
Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!
Schwarzmann Steamer by icicler September 8, 2018
Schmalmacke
Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.
Schmalmacke by the 3rd angel May 6, 2016
schmarmance
He had a perfect shot with her and then he decided to go with the schmarmance, and totally lost her.
schmarmance by Trusty J Liebowitz November 19, 2022
Schmalance
Schmalance by Scientist Wizard Word Wrangler January 23, 2023
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