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Schmellman 

Have had your schmellman trimmed?

You frickin schmellman!
Schmellman by Jay Pope October 10, 2007

Schwarzmann Steamer 

After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.
Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!
Schwarzmann Steamer by icicler September 8, 2018

Schmalmacke 

Pronunciation: sh-mall-mack
An adorable fuzzy creature that is part squirrel, part cat, and, depending on the species, can be either part bear, part stingray, or part fox.
"I'm so ashamed."
"Why?"
"I accidentally ran over a schmalmacke ;(."
An Interesting creature often called "Schalamanator." It hunts alone.
Ruuuunnnnn! its a Schalaman!!!

schmarmance

Completely fake and overly enthusiastic romantic ploy
He had a perfect shot with her and then he decided to go with the schmarmance, and totally lost her.
schmarmance by Trusty J Liebowitz November 19, 2022

Schmalance 

The scientists said, "We need to test the schmalance of the cat."