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schmearing 

When a woman sticks her fingers in her wet pussy and then gently slides them under your nose leaving a schmear of pussy juice.
Holly loves schmearing unsuspecting dudes at the bar!
schmearing by Stevie Banger February 15, 2024

Shit Smearing 

The joyous process of shitting into one's hand or using other fecal gathering techniques to subsequently spread shit onto the body and face of people, willing or not.
The forceful shit smearing of a sultry lady was both invigorating and joyous.

for smearing

The opposite of when something is donulatory or donations based. Primarily used for smearing or smear purposes.
Gatzüke asked if his homeboy Rotini’s romulin was donulatory or for smearing.

I straight up thought that blackened ranch sauce was solely for donulatory purposes but my boy Karip pointed out it is specifically for smearing.
for smearing by GerthPaul December 6, 2020

schmearfinkle

a poop trail or skid mark. anal debris/residue left behind purposefully or not, for another's discovery.
Lindsey left a huge schmearfinkle in my toilet.

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.
That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?
schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

schmegaling 

being unproductive, lazy, and procrastinating life, being completely out of tune with the world and thinking on a primitive level wasting away life, usually done if really bored or if unwilling to participate with daily demands of life
"you study for that exam yet"
"no i was schmegaling hard yesterday"
schmegaling by schming king April 25, 2010