shmeening

"Raw dogging" husky German girls possibly in "da butt"

Kent was shmeening in the shower last night and had to hold his hand over her mouth.

by delhorno November 20, 2009

shweeping

a. A natural periodic state of rest for the mind and body, in which the eyes usually close and consciousness is completely or partially lost, so that there is a decrease in bodily movement and responsiveness to external stimuli. During a shweep the brain in humans and other mammals undergoes a characteristic cycle of brain-wave activity that includes intervals of dreaming.

b. A period of this form of rest.

c. A state of inactivity resembling or suggesting sleep; unconsciousness, dormancy, hibernation, or death.

Gregory didn't go to the Ceeps because he was shweeping.

by benjamindickie May 31, 2010

jimmy shenning

the act of denying one's existence.

to ignore someone completely

I heard you were jimmy shenning your ex.
Yeah man she's dead to me.

by JimmyShenned February 13, 2013

Sheeping Bag

A makeshift sleeping bag made from the coat of a sheep. Seen in Episode 4, Season 5 Man vs Wild.

"A sheeping bag is what is is."

by Maax Himself October 22, 2008

Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

by Gus123 August 5, 2015

double screening

To use multiple tech devices at once for the purposes of entertaining one's self.

Jessie was bored so she started double screening by watching "Friends" on her iPad while using Facebook on her phone at the same time.

by JustKiddingFool January 12, 2015

screening

is the act of seeing someone's name (someone is calling you) on your cellephone screen and deciding not to answer for whatever reason.

are you guys screening my calls? i tried to reach you a couple of times but nobody answered

by chagra April 28, 2015