schmeeking

(pronounced SHa-MEek-king) is the act when you shove a speaker up your anus, preferably with heavy bass (so it vibrates more). than you play your favorite song, making the speaker vibrate, releasing a extreme amount of dopamine into your brain. as this happens, you can goon, edge, or jelq your cock.

WARNING: once you schmeek, you will never return to normal, your dopamine receptors will be fried.

Jacob: "yo dude, gimmie your speaker real quick, I have to schmeek!"
Evers: "Jacob, I know you like schmeeking, but my speaker is covered in nut. you need to stop"

schmeeking by jacoblovestogoon247 November 25, 2024

Schecking Out

To express extreme emotion towards an individual or inanimate object, such as a rock or wall. This can happen without warning and leads to everyone calling it an early night. Symptoms include crying, yelling, punching, and a loss of self-worth. Comparable to freaking out, but with an added dimension of anger and frustration.

Did you hear about the guy at the party last night, he was schecking out on the beer pong table.

Schecking Out by KeithPhef May 5, 2009

schmeaning 

1. The act of being very sketchy towards other people.
2. The act of making people feel very uncomfortable because of your overbearing and stalker-like nature.
3. Trying to get a girl or guy that you have no business trying to hookup with but trying to anyway, making the person and everyone else around you very uncomfortable, yet very entertained as well.

That big guy was schmeaning on that girl so hard last night.
Dude, you were just schmeaning on me right there, how could you see me?

schmeaning by O.Curley March 29, 2009

smeeking 

To advance cuntily -

Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.

e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working

smeeking by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008

Schweezing

(noun)- A dance move, in which the dancer moves their butt up and down, "dropping it low" while they shake their butt side to side and gyrate their calves. Akin to twerking, but meant to be funny.

"Damn, did you see that girl schweezing?"
"Yeah, she bad, she bad, lmao she's hilarious."

Schweezing by Red Lettuce April 10, 2013

schmoking 

to smoke a large cuban cigar and pretend that you are dutch

i would very much enjoy schmoking that pancake

schmoking by lion777 June 11, 2003

Schnecking 

Teesside Slang For Sumone Who Is Noseing About (Being Nosey)

Awh Seen Lurch Schnecking About Again

Schnecking by LurchRandall April 14, 2010