Schmarf

anything at all
noun, verb, adjective, etc

I just schmarfed my pants.

by Seth Schmarfson January 30, 2012

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schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

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schnarfburgle

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length

matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina

by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

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schmarte

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

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scharfschütze

Literally meaning sharpshooter in German but also means sniper, even though they are two different things. A sharpshooter is a very well trained marksman, whereas a sniper is everything a sharpshooter is but is also trained in stealth techniques used to sneak up to a position where he/she can fire upon their target.

Feuer frei auf der scharfschütze!
(Open fire on the sniper!)

by Narcissus November 27, 2004

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