schmarmy 

to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.

see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company

schmarmy by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004

schmarmy 

Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.

Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!

schmarmy by SteeznutS May 24, 2007

schmarmy 

Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.

Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.

schmarmy by FunnyFroggyFace October 1, 2006

Schmarmy 

Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.

The bird just pooped on neck and it’s just schmarmy , eww.

Your fart is so schmarmy eww !

Schmarmy by Varanistic November 26, 2020

schmarmy 

to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.

"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."

schmarmy by Jimmy Pol. January 8, 2007

shmarmy

One who gives off a creepy vibe. A lurch. A slimy kind of person that seems to be hanging around or looking at you when you least expect it. Some times dirty as well. Usually a male acting shmarmy toward a female.

Jane "Look at the way that guy keeps starring at Sharron, he's acting really shmarmy."

shmarmy by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 27, 2010

shmarmy

Shmarmy. adjective describing a man who is a total scumbag, likes to eat honey nut fearios, and watches the worst movies of all time, sharknado.

I dont trust that marlon brando guy, hes kinda shmarmy

shmarmy by i hate liberals_boi July 13, 2022