schmarmy
to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.
schmarmy by Zack Shubkagel February 3, 2004
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schmarmy
Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.
schmarmy by FunnyFroggyFace October 1, 2006
Schmarmy
Something that is utterly nasty and disgusting to the touch , taste ,smell and sight. Originally use by Ticktoker JDGORMAN to describe a rotten smelly flatulence that causes you to run from the source of the offender.
Schmarmy by Varanistic November 26, 2020
schmarmy
to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.
"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."
schmarmy by Jimmy Pol. January 8, 2007
shmarmy
One who gives off a creepy vibe. A lurch. A slimy kind of person that seems to be hanging around or looking at you when you least expect it. Some times dirty as well. Usually a male acting shmarmy toward a female.
shmarmy by For Tony Baloney Matukas January 27, 2010
shmarmy
Shmarmy. adjective describing a man who is a total scumbag, likes to eat honey nut fearios, and watches the worst movies of all time, sharknado.
shmarmy by i hate liberals_boi July 13, 2022
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