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to be creepy and suave at the same time, Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them with a dirty feeling.
see Herb Tarlek Jr, sales manager of WKRP and Cincinatti; Larry Dallas of Three's Company
by Zack Shubkagel February 03, 2004
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You can tell by the way she walks, she got that WAP.

You can look at her face and tell she ain't got that WAP.
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Slick, yet tacky. Perhaps how a drunken James Bond would act, and look.
Look at him talking to those girls. He's hella schmarmy!
by SteeznutS May 08, 2007
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Overly emotional, sentimental and gushy so as to induce major eyerolling action in those of us with a modicum of good sense and self control.
Schmarmy is the one adjective that can truly be applied to any Lifetime Original Movie.
by FunnyFroggyFace September 30, 2006
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to feel violated in a perverted way and aroused at the same time. Typically an older male preying upon a younger victim leaving them uplifted and breathless, satisfied fully by the knowledge and experience that a mature man brings to the act of love.
"While it bothered her that he was old enough for her to call him Daddy, his skilled and erotic lovemaking left her feeling somewhat schmarmy."
by Jimmy Pol. January 06, 2007
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