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A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.
Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!
by schmarftycunt November 09, 2013
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Aug 3 Word of the Day
Condition which causes you to place an Amazon order, then shortly after remember something else you needed and place another order.
Wow, 10 Amazon boxes showed up on my door today. My Amazheimer's must be acting up again.

Person 1: Bro, your Amazheimer's is getting out of control.
Person 2: It's OK, I have Prime.
by SamboMayhem August 01, 2020
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