Schmarfter 

A being that possesses the attributes of someone with a great deal of luck, sliminess, and charm and could probably get away with murder.

Ah, Ben, you're such a fucking schmarfter for getting laid even though you were covered in piss, good work you schmarfter!

Schmarfter by schmarftycunt November 17, 2013

schmarte 

{pronounced in a slightly German-like accent, thus: "sschmaaaarte"}

Definition 1:

Primarily meaning good or awesome.

Definition 2:
Can also be used sarcastically, describing something that is actually bad, boring or tedious.

Definition 1:
James P- Hey, check out my awesome new girlfriend!

Cyrus - Woah! what's the chest-size on that thing?
James P- 36 DD
Cyrus - Schmarte!

Definition 2:
James P- I have to hand in 2 pieces of coursework on Friday, as well as sit 2 exams. I also have to give a presentation on wednesday, I'm so stressed.
Robin - Schmarte! It sucks to be you.

schmarte by JamesP1234 April 20, 2010

schmattered 

- adj.

high intoxicatted, usually when someone is very drunk and also under the influence of sweet maryjane.

Some smokin' hot bitch - "Harrison, you looked pretty schmattered last night!"
Xue - "No! What are you talking about?"
Hot bitch - "I saw that picture on your legendary facebook group. You were passed out with a empty handle of vodka!"
Xue - "It was posed I swear!"
Hot bitch - "Bullshit, let's makeout."
Xue - "Hey wait a minute, do you take AP Chem?"
Hot bitch - "No. What the hell are you talking about Harrison, please take my goddamn shirt off!"
Xue - "No. Abstinence."

schmattered by bamnig April 25, 2007

schmancter 

The ultimate in sphincter dwellery. Juice action formed in the crotchular region, somewhat similar to fromunda cheese. That nasty shit, yo.

Damn B, that schmancter done been rippin up my genitalia like Linda Tripp on a honey baked ham.

schmancter by Larry Schonsleberry III December 12, 2003

Schmarder 

1.) A person in NY.
2.) One who is extremely fat and eats everything possible in sight; a fat ass.

"The guy in McDonald's is such a schmarder."
"I hope I never have to share a seat on the bus with a schmarder again, the seat almost broke!"

Schmarder by N/A April 21, 2005

schmatter 

yiddish for clothes especially clothing manufacturing industry eg east end

eg a life in schmatters....clothing manufacture...eg Galliano's career in schmatters ended in tatters

schmatter by Timothyjwilliams March 23, 2011

Schmasterbation 

The act of helping an elderly person across the street.

"Today, I schmasterbated my neighbor."

"A boy scout recieved his "Civil Service" Merit Badge after schmasterbating 40 times in one day."

"Everyone should set time aside for schmasterbation at least once an hour."

Schmasterbation by CE Time Wasters November 3, 2011