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A schlarf loves to have sex with people of the same gender
schlarf by preltz October 19, 2008
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Barf-a-schlarf 

1. Something is really gross.
2. Used for anything.
3. It is used for really random stuff too.
1. Mom: "Tonight we are having pizza"
Person: "EW! Barf-a-schlarf"

2. Teacher: "Today we will have a test in probability!"
Student: "BARF-A-SCHLARF"
Barf-a-schlarf by The Creator :) December 22, 2012
(v.)
term often used during oral sex, referring to the licking and sucking of penis or vagina.
"...ahh...yeah...schlarve my pole..."

schnarfburgle 

verb - to dissatisfy a sexual partner as a result of insufficient penis length
matt schnarfburgled colleen when his inept penis failed to reach the sensitive depths of her vagina
schnarfburgle by theOkemosFriend April 18, 2011

scharfschütze 

Literally meaning sharpshooter in German but also means sniper, even though they are two different things. A sharpshooter is a very well trained marksman, whereas a sniper is everything a sharpshooter is but is also trained in stealth techniques used to sneak up to a position where he/she can fire upon their target.
Feuer frei auf der scharfschütze!
(Open fire on the sniper!)
scharfschütze by Narcissus November 27, 2004
The most abusive word in existance to call a female.

Someone who has intercourse with anything and/or anyone for fun.

A combination of the following: Slut, cunt, hoe, whore, lesbian, skeezer, skank.
That girl is a complete schlark.

She schlarks herself out to everyone.
Schlark by B. Fic July 9, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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