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Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.
Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.
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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!
schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schmalicate 

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.
schmalicate by Norillim July 10, 2010

Schmario 

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!
Schmario by Smezus March 6, 2019

schmaltz 

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.
That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!
schmaltz by pogo747 September 19, 2006