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Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.
Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.
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shmalien 

A complete loser; a dud of a human being; a person who has absolutely nothing going for them, but still proceeds to act like they are something special.
Also, a dusty looking person with bad style.
Someone who should pretty much quit life and work at mcdonald's for the remainder of their useless existance.
How bad is that guy's style!? He is a complete shmalien
shmalien by zbitniff08 November 14, 2010

schmalfeldt 

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.
Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!
schmalfeldt by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

schmalicate 

Carey had to schmalicate to his tent in order to make it back before breakfast.
schmalicate by Norillim July 10, 2010

Schmario 

Lorenzo, your socks are full of schmario!
Schmario by Smezus March 6, 2019

schmaltz 

from Yiddish, shmalts, meaning rendered (melted) animal fat; usually chicken fat. Schmaltz is used to make matzo balls.

figuratively: a work of art that is excessively sentimental, sappy or cheesy.
That old Jewish guy at the next table is spreading schmaltz on his bread. It's so grody!

Gone With the Wind?! Why would you want to see that piece of 1930's schmaltz? Let's rent AVP instead!
schmaltz by pogo747 September 19, 2006
Word of the Day on August 22, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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