Schmal

A female, but just barely. There is some diversity in schmals, but for the most part, they have short spiky hair with frosted tips and men's jeans. They excel at sports like ice hockey and rugby, and are often found in the professions of construction work, coal mining, and coaching ice hockey or rugby.

"That hockey team probably sucks, they only have two schmals."

"Was that a boy or a girl?"
"I think it was a schmal."

"She was really nice and pretty in high school, but now that she's in college she's a schmal."

by Dazzle23 April 10, 2009

schmal

the act of bleeding like the nile river when loosing one's virginity.

she schmalled all over her hot pink sheets!

by schmall May 10, 2009

schalted

To drop someone in the shit by taking holiday at the end of a big project.

"To schalt someone" "you got schalted"

by Jetstar June 27, 2014

Schmalbrock

He's so tough and immortal, he wipes his ass with sandpaper for amusement. In Germany we call him schmallcock.

Look at this tough and handsome guy, such a schmalbrock.

by The man behind 1337 July 1, 2021

Scamalot

A lottery group in the UK that loves cheating. They shitted their pants over good players and sanctioned them just for being good. The means include introducing FAKE raffles and a stupid excuse to raise the price up, adding more balls and finally taking the live draw off TV on both days so they can pay the 'independent auditor' 2 million in annual salary whilst checking who has not won big / where the winners are from the main database then picking the video of loser numbers to put on 'live' yeah right!

Mick: did you see the lottery draw results again.
Tekken: oh you mean Scamalot?
Mick: no winners!
Tekken: well obviously what do you expect from a bunch of cheaters. Let's hope their families die slowly everyday from tomorrow onwards and one day they go to jail!!

by cheaters' thought waves killer February 24, 2017

schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007