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Luke Schmalix is the world most awesome mother fucking person. He will fuck anyone up that gets in his way and will make it the most painful way of doing it.

Luke Schmalix could resemble a statue that you would find in a museum that has perfect chiseled abs that you could wash your cloths on them.

Luke Schmalix is the best guy you will ever me. He has a dark side and doesn't like it when he lets it out.

Luke Schmalix has stunning good looks and can get any girl he want with ease.

He also is a very trust worth good friends that will look out for you whenever and will help you to the best of his ability.
Josh:You see that kid Luke Schmalix
Eric:I wouldn't fuck wit him
Josh: fuck that me either.

Girl 1: you see that kid over there.
Girl 2: ya OMG thats Luke Schmalix
Girl 1: he is really hot
Girl 2: ya i know
by matthew tomson May 24, 2011
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