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Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

Schlongitarian 

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...
All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!
Schlongitarian by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline
Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining
schlongining by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schlongimidongus 

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.
"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

schlingin 

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.
"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

schlongina 

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.
Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"
schlongina by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011