Schlungi

When someone named Owen has a crush on someone named Riley

"Yo, did you hear about the Schlungi that happened earlier?"

by germy27789 July 27, 2021

Schlongie Kong

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.

Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

by Pcott Setty May 1, 2008

Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

schlingin

a verb, used with context clues in place of any other verb.
if correctly implemented into your daily vocabulary, the use of "schlingin" makes you sound sophisticated, yet down with the urban lingo.

"Damn, they've been at the bar schlingin' (substituted for drinking) for hours! They're so schlingin' (fucking) drunk! But, not drunk enough to go schlingin' (sleeping) with random strangers. Although, the bartender was schlingin' (hooking up) you with drinks...maybe he'll take ya for a schling (ride) in his ferrari!"

*Note: schlingin' may be used in other contexts, as illustrated with the "schling" example.

And, "schlung" refers to being drunk, meaning the same as "throwed!"

..."nukka, i'm schlung!"

by BrAnDi B, E to the V, & BraNdI S~ September 1, 2006

schlongina

A schlongina is when a woman's clitoris is large enough to look like a penis at first glance. Usually on people named Kevin.

Bobby-"Kevin, why you holding your pants like that?"
Kevin-"Dude, my schlongina itches like crazy!"

by EarsDeafFromChode November 25, 2011