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Schlangin’ 

The word used to describe the way in which the cock and balls of a man hang low and tend to swing back and forth in the midday heat. May also refer to when one has a sweaty, droopy ballsack, or just having a long cock in general.
Micah had been fishing in the summer heat all day, and when he got back to his car, he whipped out his cock to check for leeches and realized he was schlangin’.
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Schlangin' 

A term used to describe the action performed by a prostitute who delivers their services via a penis.

A combination of Schlong and Slang.

Schlong= Penis.

Slang = to sell (dope).
"Broh his dick is massive. He schlangin'."
Schlangin' by Rehawse December 29, 2020

Schlangin 

Packing absolute meat. Having a ginormous dick.
That mf is schlangin meat.
Schlangin by Schlangin mf September 11, 2022

Slangin horse 

To slang horse is the act of selling heroin. The term is commonly used in inner cities.
Example 1: All the rich kids slang horse these days.

Example 2: Guy 1 : I herd Jake was Slangin horse

Guy 2 : What's slanging horse ?

Guy 1 : To sell Heroin
Slangin horse by Fluffglover567 March 14, 2015

Schlanger 

Schlanger is old Australian ockerism for dick/penis
The Dag: He's a crazy Smeg who eats Schlanger. ---- <Mad Max: Fury Road>
Schlanger by philipsea June 2, 2015

Schlongie Kong 

The most retardedly large, hairiest, and most beastly cock imaginable by man.
Oh my fucking god!!! Is that his dick!?! Dayum!!! That motherfucker has a schlongie kong!!!

schlanking 

When a guy jerks off.
He's really schlanking right now instead of gaming.
schlanking by Chooj April 2, 2021
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