schlongified 

The transformative process of something being turned into a schlong.

His schlongified wings did not get big and hard enough.

Schnagmus the Schniggle has schlongified wings.

schlongified by Schnagmus Schniglet June 24, 2024

schlongimidongus 

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

schlongimidongus by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

Schlongfiddler 

Someone who gets too into it during role play and jack the guy's penis off until their weenus aches. Schlongfiddler was first used around the late 1800s when someone noticed a violinist playing the violin. The violinist got so engulfed into the music that his weenus ached from the long and short strokes.

The Fiddler on the Roof on the roof is a very good Schlongfiddler because of all the practice he gets playing the violin.

Schlongfiddler by H8terhatesU June 7, 2011