schlongimidongus Share definition Flag The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis. "Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?""Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus." schlongimidongus by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022 0 0 Get merch Get the schlongimidongus mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch