schloopie Share definition Flag When you first wake up in the morning and you take a piss your penis looks really sad. Man, my penis looked really schloopie today when I woke up. OR! Man, my penis is a sad ol' schloopie! schloopie by Estuardo November 28, 2005 0 0 Get merch Get the schloopie mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch