Schlopes

Pronounced "schlowpps". A slang term used to refer to ski slopes. Usage is favoured by those of an agricultural background in north west celtic europe (Ireland).

I was schiing down the schlopes hai at a fair auld lep
Jaysus, that was a fierce steep schlope boss

by shdunne February 13, 2012

schloperty

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

Schlopps

The nickname of a chunky friend.

Hey schlopps how many twinkies have you ate today.

by C. Moore. Butts. November 22, 2016

Schlopertunity

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

Schlopenhimer nigger dick

It means can u stroke it 10x faster with maximum speed as u 360 no scope you on call of duty as u stroke my shit to hentai

Can you pass me the Schlopenhimer nigger dick

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025