schloperty 

the unmistakable "schloperty" sound of a turgid tallywhacker being deftly withdrawn from an extremely well lubricated lady’s front bottom.
describing a lady with a very moist vagina

john "i went a got myself hooked up with a 'ho"
fred "how much did the schloperty cost"
Dave "Damn woman!! how schloperty is your minge.."

schloperty by Arnold J Rimmer September 24, 2005

schmogerty 

bull crap, lies, untruth

a term referenced in the Todd in the Shadows review of Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5

Action 52 rated number 1 NES classic? What a load of schmogerty!

schmogerty by MrHorrible October 23, 2011

Schmogerty 

Possessed of a looseness of manner that others find attractive.

Having mad swagger.

"Dude may be ancient and kind of a sell-out, but Ice-T is still schmogerty as hell."

Schmogerty by Servant of the Shadows October 22, 2011

schmogerty 

Has the qualities of being a great, fun dance-rock song.

"This song is just not schmogerty enough for my tastes."

schmogerty by DudeWhoLikesTodd October 23, 2011

Schmoverty 

The delusional thought process that develops when one thinks one is poor because one cannot buy an ipod, Starbucks, or a new Hollister Jeans.

Johnson County, Kansas High School students are a common case of emschmovershed people. Schmoverty is frequent in all Olathe Schools and city corners (same location of the Starbucks's).

Schmoverty by Rebekah Rose March 17, 2009

Schlopertunity 

The opportunity to receive top (head)

I had a schlopertunity last night with Emma but her roommate, Peggy, cockblocked me.

Schlopertunity by Pamf101 November 17, 2022

Schlobert 

When you run out of cool nicknames for your friend Robert, and just add a SCH

Friend of Robert: Hey ... ahm ... Schlobert

Robert: Okay *confused face*

Schlobert by kooler typ December 17, 2019