eshm's definitions

Schloppe

A term used to define the level of quality used in many modern-day American "greasy spoon" restaurants. Its a fancy way of saying "slop".

Where are you working?

I'm a schloppe cook.

by eshm March 2, 2009

Powerweak

Weaker than weak. Usually used to describe someone's typical failure that has become something of legendary failure status.

"Brian came to work three hours late, slacked off for a few hours and then left two hours early!"

"That is powerweak!"

by eshm March 2, 2009

Hot mic

Someone playing a game online is breathing heavily into their microphone, or are having lots of background noise interfer with the other players.

"Fusion, you got a hot mic. I can hear your Wife in the background."

by eshm March 4, 2009