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schlochembacher 

one who is depressed and is willing to explain to anybody how bad their life is on social clubs such as myspace, facebook, twitter, etc.
schlochembacher
schlochembacher by youngno23 March 20, 2010

Schlochenthorp 

Schlochenthorp is a sex move which takes no less than three years to complete and there is absolutely NO sex to be had. It contains 849 highly detailed steps that must be followed to the letter. A full list can be found on Facebook. It can be performed solo or with multiple people.
I haven't seen John lately. Where is he?" "He is off performing Schlochenthorp with his girlfriend. He won't be back for a while"

schlongnymphia 

(n.) - a compulsive obsession with large penises i.e "schlongs "
Agnus was diagnosed with schlongnymphia.
schlongnymphia by nymphatic23 December 7, 2010

SchoochyMoney 

The attraction of money, also an upcoming Detroit rapper.
Who is SchoochyMoney? He’s an rapper from Detroit. What does his name mean? Schoochy is the attraction, Money is what’s being attracted.
SchoochyMoney by Wopsop313 October 7, 2018
A moving vehicle, usually referring to a wheel chair. Schonchs can also be used to describe buses or cars. Some people refer to planes as winged schonchs.
Yeah, Kyle broke his leg and has to ride in a schonch for two months.
Schonch by Thatonekidjosh April 6, 2019

schlocky 

If you buy a tool that says "made in China", be assured it is schlocky.
schlocky by harry flashman July 25, 2003