Schlong hit

She took a serious schlong hit to the face. She should of swallowed.

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Schlongcitis

When your schlong suffers from some kind of disease and can't be used to its full potential.

Ouch, I have dick cramps, I think I might have Schlongcitis!

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A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

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Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong

Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit

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1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.

Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.

schlongitude by emresch October 23, 2008

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an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

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The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.

Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!

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