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shlongitude 

Paired with shlatitude, makes up the series of vertical and horizontal lines used to map the surface of my enormous penis.

See shlong, shlength
"The vast enormity of my penis is most noticable at shlongitude 27 81 N, shlatitude 11 53 W."
shlongitude by Zenzirouj February 24, 2004

schlongatude 

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.
That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.
schlongatude by Deevolution January 14, 2008

schlongatude 

A measurement of the male genitalia taking into account the largeness of ones balls in comparison to the length of ones manhood.
That's a HUGE drop of semen, given the relative schlongatude of the penis.
schlongatude by Deevolution January 14, 2008

Schlongtitude 

The measure of the force released when one's pants are removed.
Tom's schlongtitude measured over 9000!
Schlongtitude by SheerFlux November 4, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026