schlongitis

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an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

schlongitis by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011

Words you can keep

Schlongcitis

When your schlong suffers from some kind of disease and can't be used to its full potential.

Ouch, I have dick cramps, I think I might have Schlongcitis!

Schlongcitis by NASCARJUNKMAN February 18, 2022

Related Words

schlongitis • Schlongcitis • schlongis • schlongified • schlongimidongus • schlongining • Schlongitarian • schlongitude • schlongting • schlongtit

Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

Schlongitarian by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

schlongining by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

schlongimidongus by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

schlongtit

Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong

Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit

schlongtit by rocket__ June 16, 2018

schlongis

yeah in other words...a penis u idiots

Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!

schlongis by Hitokiri Battousai October 9, 2003

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.

Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.

Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003

Word of the Day on August 20, 2026

minimap

A map that mostly tells you where everything is

Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap

minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015

Word of the Day on August 19, 2026

Pink Cloud

12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.

The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.

Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006

Word of the Day on August 18, 2026