schlongitis

an erect penis; more commonly used (compared to similar slang) when one wishes to "tread lighter" with a comment/observation

What's with you today, Mike. You developing a case of schlongitis?

by Michelle_the_belle November 21, 2011

Schlongcitis

When your schlong suffers from some kind of disease and can't be used to its full potential.

Ouch, I have dick cramps, I think I might have Schlongcitis!

by NASCARJUNKMAN February 18, 2022

Schlongitarian

A person who's diet consist of 100% penis...

All of Justin Hartman's friends are schlongitarians!

by Z-Mayo June 7, 2009

schlongining

Getting slapped with a surprise swingy dingy out of anger or discipline

Me and my wife got in a fight so I gave her a good ol' schlongining

by shwingybones May 13, 2022

schlongimidongus

The full name of a schlong which is another word for penis.

"Have you seen the stuff that Amber Heard did?"

"Yeah, she should suck a schlongimidongus."

by The Greek Chad May 19, 2022

schlongtit

Only applies to obese people, when they piss you off, because their tits are so saggy it touches the tip of their schlong

Yo that fatass over there eating the whole fucking buffet being such a schlongtit

by rocket__ June 16, 2018

schlongis

yeah in other words...a penis u idiots

Will wishes he had a bigger sch-longis than John!!!!!

by Hitokiri Battousai October 9, 2003