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1. The length of a man's penis.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.
2. A big dick.
3. The attitude expressed by someone who is a big dick.
Man, why are you gettin' all up in my face with that schlongitude, put that thing away before you hurt someone why don't you.
by emresch October 23, 2008
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2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).
by emresch October 21, 2008
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