shitbone

The hard, living, calcareous tissue constituting the skeletal framework of, and present in all mammels' feces, which provides strength and support to the shitlog.

When Tommy shat off the edge of the lookout tower, his fat steaming blacklog fell 100 feet to the ground. The impact splattered the turd, clearly splitting the shitlog's shitbone.

by HC Greenly December 31, 2007

shitbone

when a guy and girl are having annel sex and the girl shits on the guys boner.

T gave C a shitbone.

by yank June 24, 2006

shitbone

one who is not worthy of being actual shit

you're not even shit...you're the bones in shit

by sharon March 9, 2005

shitboner

When your shit is harder then your dick

Person poops: Ahh dude i just pooped and its hard as a rock i think i had a shitboner.

by I explain things July 14, 2020