Scatfap
Scatfap by Moon "Hoodoo" Jesus April 25, 2010
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Scatapult
The worst possible consequence of anal sex for the male participant. 200 out of 62 men surveyed claimed it was the number 1 reason why they feared delving into the back door. Ninety-eight percent of which later admitted that it was actually because their women wouldn’t let them. Never the less, the fear is real. It occurs when the man draws back just a little too far and all his joy is vanquished as his penis snaps up into its full and upright position, much like the mythical catapult weapon of history books. Instead of rocks the projectile is the freshest wad of poop ever, flung at the speed of erection.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
Cases have been reported of blindness, puking, E.D., a bad taste in one’s mouth, and car accidents.
Most commonly manifests in the infamous Doggy Style position.
First recorded in 42 BC in cave drawings in Michigan’s Brown Caves.
BOB: What’s got you in such a crappy mood?
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
Cal: Something bad happened last night.
BOB: Oh yeah?
Cal: Yeah, Cindy finally let me butt fuck her and... and...
BOB: You got the Scatapult didn’t you?
Cal: Yes! I lost my rhythm for one second and it came flying up at me. She had corn for dinner dude, CORN! You know how hard it is to get shit stains out of popcorn textured ceiling?
BOB: So did you stop after that?
Cal: No, I finished first.
Scatapult by The BOB not a Bob! December 24, 2010
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Scatfap • Scatapult • Scataphelegiac • scatapheliac • Scataphobic • scatfar • Scatfarm • Scattapappy • scattapin • Statfapper
scattapin
scattapin by Mr. Scattapin May 15, 2016
Scattapappy
Scattapappy by furelais25 October 24, 2009
Scatapult
n. Shovel or device used to throw dog shit over a fence.
vt. to fling or launch dog shit from one yard to another
vi. to be scatapulted,
vt. to fling or launch dog shit from one yard to another
vi. to be scatapulted,
scatapheliac
one who is obsessed and frequently practices the art of shit-fucking.
one who enjoys the taste of eating and/or sucking on shit.
one who enjoys the taste of eating and/or sucking on shit.
scatapheliac by capitancrunch February 20, 2007
Scataphelegiac
Scataphelegiac by norseman December 1, 2004
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