scatfar

A big fat juicy fart, usally occuring in Ohio's prisons.

Prison gaurd can u please warn me when that bitch is gonna lay out a juicy one so I can scatfar.

by Bluespunk937 September 11, 2018

scafarnig

the smashed remains of various insects deposited upon the windshield and grill of an automobile

scrape the bug scafarnig off the wndshield beore it dries ,Cleatus.

by Uru Momo November 5, 2003

scatargraphy

the mapping of all the places where shit happens

Vehicle broke down. Adding another brown slpotch on my scatargraphy map.

by mikebellman May 10, 2014

scattar

Usually said in a really bad italian accent, is used to discribe the state of ones mind after a massive drug binge especially after back to back nights of no sleep.

"Hey mate how you feeling after last night????"
"EHHH, i am scattar!!!"

by Famos Amos October 16, 2006

Scattarang

To eject fecal matter with such speed and ferocity that it rebounds on whatever surface you are aiming at and hits you in the behind, quite like a boomerang.

I just had the worst scattarang ever. It bounced right off of Phil and I got bruises all over my frikken balls.

Dude, don't eat at that shitty place, you'll scattarang for sure.

by pogopedagog April 7, 2009

Scatfap

When a male pleasures himself using fecal matter instead of hand lotion.

I am out of hand lotion, guess I will scatfap today.

by Moon "Hoodoo" Jesus April 25, 2010

scataracts

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.

while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts

by getusum July 8, 2010