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scafarnig 

the smashed remains of various insects deposited upon the windshield and grill of an automobile
scrape the bug scafarnig off the wndshield beore it dries ,Cleatus.
scafarnig by Uru Momo November 5, 2003

scatargraphy

the mapping of all the places where shit happens
Vehicle broke down. Adding another brown slpotch on my scatargraphy map.
scatargraphy by mikebellman May 10, 2014
Usually said in a really bad italian accent, is used to discribe the state of ones mind after a massive drug binge especially after back to back nights of no sleep.
"Hey mate how you feeling after last night????"
"EHHH, i am scattar!!!"
scattar by Famos Amos October 16, 2006

Scattarang 

To eject fecal matter with such speed and ferocity that it rebounds on whatever surface you are aiming at and hits you in the behind, quite like a boomerang.
I just had the worst scattarang ever. It bounced right off of Phil and I got bruises all over my frikken balls.

Dude, don't eat at that shitty place, you'll scattarang for sure.
Scattarang by pogopedagog April 7, 2009
When a male pleasures himself using fecal matter instead of hand lotion.
I am out of hand lotion, guess I will scatfap today.
Scatfap by Moon "Hoodoo" Jesus April 25, 2010

scataracts 

someone sitting on your face thinking they have to fart but instead shits in your eyes.
while scatfacing Jill lost her load causing my eyes to burn which now I have scataracts
scataracts by getusum July 8, 2010
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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