Scala Swag

A wannabe rapper who thinks they are hot shit with all the ladies but in reality is a total faggot and douchebag

You are acting like scala swag

by bigbirdbaby January 17, 2012

Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day

ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale

by Newtoschool May 31, 2013

Scal Swagg

(Adj.) The mentality and swagger of a large Ginger who is bad at sports.
(N.) A feeling of undeserved accomplishment as a result of poor athletic ability and leeching off of your talented teammates. Commonly found in Boston, Chicago, and New Jersey regions.

I knew that guy had Scal Swagg because he was sitting on the bench, pumping his fists when his teammates didn't have the ball, and was dressed in a Mens Warehouse Clearance suit.

by The real Red Rocket May 28, 2011

Scalawag

A scumbag and a traitor. First used during the reconstruction era South for White Southerners who supported the Carpet Baggers.

"You're nothing but a dirty scalawag", said Henry.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006

Scalawag

1) A rascal.
2) Word used by Strong Bad at the end of his little song about the difference between "its" and "it's".

If you want it to be possessive, it's just "ITS." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's
"I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag.

by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003

Scalawag

A maritime whore; hangs out in ports waiting for sailors.

That chick Tammy's a real scalawag.

by Archangel John June 23, 2003

Scalawag

a woman of free sexual behavior.

That scalawag took the whole 9.

by Anonymous October 11, 2003