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Being but out of school for a certain amout of days by the AP. Suspension can be iss or oss. In school suspension or out of school. They can go from 1 day to 10. It varys based on what you did.
Me: Damnit i got suspended.
Brenda: for what?
Me: cursing out everybody on the 2nd floor.
Brenda: O shit , well fuck em.
Suspended by Dee =] February 5, 2009
(v.)
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etymology: derived from the phrase "get a late pass" and the term "late pass", forms include "suspension," "suspend" and "suspending"
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the consequence of having received numerous late passes over a short enough period of time
Nobody could stand Bill's threads because they were so tired, but he still couldn't understand why everyone hated on him. To clarify, Reu told him, "Bill, you have reposted nearly the entire article archive of The Onion, and I've handed you just as many late passes. In light of this fact alone, you're suspended!"
suspended by Elliott September 10, 2005
Something that happens right after you give the autistic kid the one chip challenge.
I got suspended after the autistic kid died because I gave him the toe of satan…
The eerie feeling of having your mind rising off ground while an implicit and sinister outcome is readying to drop. A staple symptom of being alone for too long.
Friend: Hey, did Timmy stay home?
Frienemy: Meh. That whack is stuck on his back, suspended.
Frienemy'sFriend: It must be difficult to not look down.. Lol!
Suspended by 64RAMn October 12, 2018

Suspended Congress 

The act of lifting and holding a chick (usually shorter than you for height difference) off the ground while banging. Said female has her legs and arms wrapped around you, so she doesn't fall, and the male usually has her pinned to a wall for support.
Damn dude, suspended congress got her screamin my name!
Suspended Congress by Leah1234 September 24, 2011

Suspended luther 

A sex position in which the male performer is carefully suspended by the females vaginal pubes. In this position, the female slowly shits on the suspended male, forcing him to swallow the feces whilst he masturbates.
"Hey Jenny! Would you like to perform a suspended luther with me on Thursday? Don't shave!"
Suspended luther by ColonelCupcake August 18, 2016
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