40 definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

A word the average chat room reject has no idea how to use.
Fuckwit123: jhonny ur a ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Johnny: Please refrain from using 43 exclaimation marks to end your sentences. It makes you look like an idiot.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 17, 2003
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Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
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A website in which, contrary to the popular beliefs of the newbies, is not a chat room.
Also known as a forum, message boards are much slower than the average chat room.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 06, 2003
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The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 06, 2003
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A better choice than conservative, as Liberals actual want the world to get out of this shitty condition.
Damn, I hope that fuckwit Bush is replaced by a Liberal in 2004. If not, I might have to move to Mexico.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 22, 2003
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Short form of Laugh My Fucking God Damn Ass Off.
Depending on the person's age, gender, and many other variables, the use of LMFGDAO can be annoying, funny, or common ground between both.
by Johnny Rocketfingers October 11, 2003
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A poorly spelled version of cheats or possible chest.
Ricket: "Atreyu Jacobison, Bang, and BiG G have all written "cheast" in their definitions of Nilla, sexy man cheast, and rinx, respectively."

Cheddar: "What can I say? People are stupid."
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 17, 2003
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