39 definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

Easily the most annoying newbian acronym. Used by one lazy mother fucker that can't type out "Hey, what's your age, sex and location?"
Generic_moron123: HEY!!!!!!!!!1111 ASL??!??!?!?!1111

Johnny: ATTENTION FUCKTARD: Step away from the computer!
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 6, 2003
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The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003
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The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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1) A painted egg, often hidden by the Easter bunny on Easter. May also be a chocolate egg with some sort of filling.
2) A secret, hidden inside a video game, DVD movie, or even one of Strong Bad's e-mails. Often, it's not needed to progress a story.
1) 8-year-old: YAY! The Easter bunny rules! He brought me some Easter eggs.

2) Wow, Strong Bad's emails are not only funny, but the Easter eggs really make me pay attention.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 23, 2003
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Another term coined by Strong Bad in one of his e-mails. #85 to be exact.
"Revenge... Vengeance... Vengeful... Revengeanceful. This Sunday, watch as Strong Mad attempts to reclaim the title from Strongbadia heavyweight champion, the tire. TIRE MADNESS - Only on pay-per-view."
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 23, 2003
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A word created for the Johnny Rocketfingers game. Used to describe something so cool, a new word had to be created.
(After sex)
Woman: Pfhew!
Man: Get out.
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
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As defined by Moe, a person who doesn't wish another person any specific harm.
"I'm a well-wisher, in that I don't wish you any specific harm." -Moe
by Johnny Rocketfingers December 2, 2003
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