39 definitions by Johnny Rocketfingers

Due to the contradictory nature of APMO, it is rarely used. By rarely, I mean never.
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 18, 2003
A poorly spelled version of cheats or possible chest.
Ricket: "Atreyu Jacobison, Bang, and BiG G have all written "cheast" in their definitions of Nilla, sexy man cheast, and rinx, respectively."

Cheddar: "What can I say? People are stupid."
by Johnny Rocketfingers November 18, 2003
The international emoticon for an ass.

Often used when a profanity filter forbids the use of 'ass'.

Further still, it is used by the chatroom rejects who don't realize you can say ass on most instant messaging systems, message boards, etc.
Sxygrl4U69: OMG JHONY UR SOOOOOOOOO LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111 U CAN KIS MA (_!_)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Johnny Rocketfingers: Can somebody get this girl a helmet?
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 30, 2003
Bring your own *insert "B" noun here*.
However, I have seen people insert non-B words, because people really are stupid.
BYOB usually stands for Bring Your Own Beer, but some people can't grasp that concept.
by Johnny Rocketfingers December 2, 2003
1) A painted egg, often hidden by the Easter bunny on Easter. May also be a chocolate egg with some sort of filling.
2) A secret, hidden inside a video game, DVD movie, or even one of Strong Bad's e-mails. Often, it's not needed to progress a story.
1) 8-year-old: YAY! The Easter bunny rules! He brought me some Easter eggs.

2) Wow, Strong Bad's emails are not only funny, but the Easter eggs really make me pay attention.
by Johnny Rocketfingers September 23, 2003
The language of the newbies (net speak, chatter slang, etc.)
Jimmy: HEYZ SUP??!?!?!?! I JUS WENT 2 SKOOL!!!!!!!111
Johnny: Stop talking newbian, you look retarded.

by Johnny Rocketfingers July 6, 2003
The easiest way to get money for a new DVD player or a computer. Usually around .1% interest over 600 years.
Man, I just bought a blow up doll with my student loan!
by Johnny Rocketfingers July 21, 2003