ports

short for the ciggarette New Ports

common dawg, lemme bum a port from ya..

by Brian September 13, 2004

Ports

These are pants that appear to look like shorts.

Bob: Is that guy wearing pants

Seth: No, I believe he is wearing ports. He has cut his pants to make them look like shorts!

by pants/ports June 9, 2013

ports

pants that are to long to be shorts or shorts that are to short to be pants

also see shants

I made my pants into ports

by crab people April 1, 2004

ports hell

Coolest nigga on Xbox only nigga cooler is sigorets but he has the biggest ego on xbox

Dam ports hell has a big pp

by A nigga with no hands July 18, 2021

A sailor of anal ports

A term used for a gay man.
Another term for a rear end ranger
Someone who likes to sail his chuffy up as many anal cannals as possible

Watch out Steven is a sailor of anal ports.
I hear Steven likes to play captin chuffy while sailing into anal ports.

by T5Nutter June 28, 2006

I use all 4 USB ports

A woman that can only achieve orgasms by making her partner orgasm.
She will perform vaginal, oral, anal, and hand job sex (all 4 ports).
She will do anything to make her partner arroused and reach orgasm- Including pleasuring a man's anus, prostate, and nipples.

These women find it very difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm any other way.
Such women do not find cunnilingus arousing as it is not a way for them to orgasm.

She might be ugly, but she uses all 4 USB ports.

There is nothing that woman won't do to get me off!
When a woman tells you "I use all 4 USB ports", you know she's the one!

by Pope X November 26, 2024

perts

This is short for pertinent information.

Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.

by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018