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A horrible Italian boss/manager that makes you work during the Coronavirus pandemic
“Ah he still ah makes me work ah, fucking spaghetti monster”
by Champagne Socialist March 26, 2020
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
by Phaedrus331 February 12, 2021
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Italian codardo who has no understanding of the country he resides in. Sometimes codardo con la barba but he can be senza barba. Assume he’s from the south of Italy due to his incoherent linguistic skills and understanding of the world. Codardo.
Ciao spaghetti monster! Tu sei un codardo.
by Barba rossa March 27, 2020
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There was once an adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster
My cousin turned into a Spaghetti Monster ever since her cunt died. Feel so bad for her.
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
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‘There was once a, adolescent seagull called Hedgehog

Hedgehog was half elephant, half octopus. His mother was a tarantula who loved her daughter, Apricot the carrot. One day, she found apricot with a hedgehog inside her. She was furious to such a degree she turned into a leprechaun. To punish her carrot, the mother swallowed an egg that would make Apricot turn into a strawberry, the enemy of the octopi. After swallowing it, Hedgehog turned into a mushroom. His dad was extremely sad, so sad he died of laughing. In mourning, hedgehog killed himself and became the great god (astaghfirullah) Spaghetti Monster’
Can't believe she had to turn into a Spaghetti Monster, poor chaperone enzyme...
by HydrusRomanov April 19, 2017
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