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Simp Magnet
Simp Magnet by Ace the simp February 4, 2023
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Sbimp • simp • shimp • Simp-athy • Simp king • Simp Lord • Simpanzee • Simp-athetic • Simp Nation • simp farming
Simp Lord
Someone unexpected, who is secretly the biggest simp of them all. This is the mastermind behind all of the simps in the galaxy and has full mastery over some powers normal people consider unnatural.
Person 1: "Did you hear, Brad is a Simp Lord..."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Person 2: "A simp lord? If what you have told me is true you will have gained my trust."
Simp Lord by DoctorCringe May 10, 2020
Simp Fishing
The act of attracting a supply of male attentiion, such as uploading revealing photos, or writing "I need a bf, any volunteers?" as a status.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
More extreme Simp Fishers will upload revealing, kissy face photos with a subliminal request for money, such as "need money for gas", assuming simps will all send her $$ in the hopes she will get with him.
"dude check out this hot girl, she needs $. If I give it to her, she gonna get with me"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
"Man don't fall for the simp fishing"
Simp Fishing by Based Fiend March 14, 2021
Simpani
A simp who is also a jerk.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
A simpani is basically a hypocrite who pretends to respect women in hopes of getting their pussy. These people often write long posts on social media where they blame people for misogynistic behaviour despite having done the same things in the past.
Despite their efforts, simpanis do not get pussy, because their posts are only supported by woke nibbis and woke nibbis always go after fuckbois.
Simp bean
The act of trying to win a girl over, for example when one of your buddies ask for your homework but you decline, BUT when a girl asks you it is okay since you are SIMP BEAN
Simp bean by tippidusSimpidus February 17, 2020
simp (kibbe version)
simp (kibbe version) by sissyBussy November 14, 2020
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"