shimp

shrimp (like the sea creature 🍤 🦐 <— this thing) except it’s doesn’t have the 18th letter of the alphabet (r)

person 1: isn’t this video of thurstonwaffles the cat meowing for a shrimp really cute?
person 2: a what
person 1: a shrimp??
person 2: don’t you mean shimp??????? what the hell get with the times.

by shrewgod November 10, 2019

shimp

A she-pimp. A woman who sells out other women (or men) for sexual acts.

Stacey: "Where did Autumn disappear to?"
Aaron: "She's a shimp, she's probably checking up on her bitches."

by AMmayhem October 19, 2005

shimp

A chimp with a shirt on.

Look at that schimp.

by Andy Carolan April 13, 2005

shimp

A small African rhino white in color

Shimp you mothershimper

by Shimp off November 04, 2003

Shimp

A person who both ships two people, and simps for one of them as well.

Shelby is a shimp
Friend: I ship Wordgirl and Tobey, but simp for Tobey too
Me: Oh, your a shimp

by zesty hurdle girl March 13, 2022

Shimp

A person that sells Sheep for sex. Usually to persons that get arousal from intercourse with sheep in the Scottish highlands.

Hey, do you know if there is a SHIMP up in Donside? im looking to hire a sheep for the night.

by Jonny Walker - Westhill Mafia September 29, 2018

Shimp

A shimp is used to describe anything that really doesn't have a name but should, or you just can't think of the right word..

your in an operating room, and the surgeon asks you to give him a small piece of cloth, and he says "hey, pass me that shimp"

by The Captain Matty June 17, 2009