Sawyering
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Tom Sawyering
Tom Sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you're on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. Several components are needed: A bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who's willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some space around the bed so it can move about. The effect is sex that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.
"Man my room is a mess from Heather's sleep over last night"
"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"
"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"
"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"
"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"
Tom Sawyering by D to the Q February 3, 2010
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Sawyering • Tom Sawyering • Slayering • lawyering • Sabering • sadlering • Sammering • Samoyering • saudering • savering
Light Sabering
The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.
Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020
Slayering
A sport played entirely inside of a moving car. The front passenger's sole duty is to think of the must over the top metal band/word/singer/ect to SCREAM at pedestrians, creating a scare. Points and responses can be tallied. Be mindful of pigs when doing this. Also, for the driver, ensure you're not approaching a red light.
Game On Kids.
Game On Kids.
Slayering by Dr.FeelGOOD March 14, 2005
Sawyerism
Any funny nickname that Sawyer from Lost gives to other characters. Every episode he seems to have a new one for each person
When he called Sun, Tokyo Rose, that was another fine example of a Sawyerism. Or when Charlie was called a babynapper, or Hurley a Stay Puff.
Sawyerism by Ms. Lisa W. August 31, 2008
Light sabering
The act of inserting a life size light saber replica into a hole for sexual purposes.
The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.
The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.
She didn't have a vibrator, but I had a light saber.
I light sabered that ass.
She asked for a good light sabering.
I light sabered that ass.
She asked for a good light sabering.
Light sabering by Koalapack August 30, 2017
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Purple Patch
To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026
Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026