Sawyering

The act of stealing ones joke and using it as your own

Person 1: “That bitch keeps stealing my joke”
Person 2:“Tell him to stop sawyering you”

by LCOD February 29, 2020

Tom Sawyering

Tom Sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you're on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. Several components are needed: A bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who's willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some space around the bed so it can move about. The effect is sex that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.

"Man my room is a mess from Heather's sleep over last night"

"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"

"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"

by D to the Q February 3, 2010

Light Sabering

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

by broodholme July 5, 2020

Slayering

A sport played entirely inside of a moving car. The front passenger's sole duty is to think of the must over the top metal band/word/singer/ect to SCREAM at pedestrians, creating a scare. Points and responses can be tallied. Be mindful of pigs when doing this. Also, for the driver, ensure you're not approaching a red light.
Game On Kids.

*Spots a man on the street*
MUTHER FUCKING SLAYER!!!

by Dr.FeelGOOD March 14, 2005

Sawyerism

Any funny nickname that Sawyer from Lost gives to other characters. Every episode he seems to have a new one for each person

When he called Sun, Tokyo Rose, that was another fine example of a Sawyerism. Or when Charlie was called a babynapper, or Hurley a Stay Puff.

by Ms. Lisa W. August 31, 2008

Lawyering

The act of doing or performing lawyer like tasks.

Nikki was the best at lawyering.
She went to work to do some lawyering.
All the other lawyers were impressed by her lawyering skills.

by Rahc September 8, 2007

Light sabering

The act of inserting a life size light saber replica into a hole for sexual purposes.

The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.

She didn't have a vibrator, but I had a light saber.

I light sabered that ass.

She asked for a good light sabering.

by Koalapack August 30, 2017