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Samoyering

(Verb) Any act of indiscretion; specifically in the context of alcohol consumption

"That sloppy hoe is Samoyering all over the place."

"I drank so much last night, i don't remember anything. I hope i didn't Samoyer with too many dudes."

"Sam Moyer almost broke our pong table by Samoyering in the quad"

"At the last Rave, Dinger got Samoyered"
Samoyering by EWWW RAW September 13, 2007
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Tom Sawyering 

Tom Sawyering occurs during coitus when the bed you're on moves around the room due to to momentum created by thrusting. Several components are needed: A bed frame that has wheels (college dorm beds = ideal), a partner who's willing to be pounded hard enough to get the momentum required, and some space around the bed so it can move about. The effect is sex that happens in the same bed, but the bed rafts all around the room.
"Man my room is a mess from Heather's sleep over last night"

"Oh yah what'd you guys do?"

"We fucked for like an hour and a half, and my bed was Tom Sawyering all over the place. Broke two lamps and nearly killed the dog"
Tom Sawyering by D to the Q February 3, 2010
Related Words

Sawyering 

The act of stealing ones joke and using it as your own
Person 1: “That bitch keeps stealing my joke”
Person 2:“Tell him to stop sawyering you”
Sawyering by LCOD February 29, 2020
"Bro stop smokering"
Smokering by Sianah storie September 12, 2021

Sammering 

The art of jerking off your brother, but stopping right before completion, also know as gay incest edging
Mr. Bell went home that day and began passionately sammering his brother.
Sammering by ukwho August 3, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026