savering 

Savering - verb. (saver, savered) To stare at your computer screen without doing anything for so long that the screen saver turns on.

"Work is so boring. I have been savering almost all day."
"I savered a few times because nobody has called the help desk all day"
"I haven't been able to focus on anything, I just sit at my desk and saver"

savering by seiryuu December 10, 2008

Light Sabering 

The act of swordfighting, with the addition of a bendy glowstick shoved in the urethra while the lights are off.

We were swordfighting, but the lights went out, so we tried Light Sabering instead!

Light Sabering by broodholme July 5, 2020

book savoring 

When you find such an AMAZING book, you make sure to read every single word very slowly, so the book lasts longer. #HarryPotter #SpySchool

Joe: Billy wats taking you so long to read that book?
Billy: im book savoring :D

book savoring by Engelbert Humperdinck1 December 27, 2016

slavering fangs 

Fangs that slaver, i.e. the fangs of a grue. When it is mentioned on the Internet, it nearly always refers to the grues of Zork.

>up
It is pitch black. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

> north
Oh, no! You have walked into the slavering fangs of a lurking grue!

**** You have died ****

slavering fangs by an elite December 4, 2009

Light sabering 

The act of inserting a life size light saber replica into a hole for sexual purposes.

The act may be performed as is, or also enjoyed while watching Star Wars.

She didn't have a vibrator, but I had a light saber.

I light sabered that ass.

She asked for a good light sabering.

Light sabering by Koalapack August 30, 2017

Severing The Velvet

When a female fingers and pleasures herself; girls masturbating basically. Severing= fingering, "destroying" Velvet=vagina, pussy, twat and "the" obviously means "the"

Breathe Carolina <3 - Velvet : "...Princess, I just wanna witness, watch you, severing that velvet, I won't say the word, say the word"

girl 1: OH EM GEE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?
girl 2: sorry love, i was busy severing the velvet
girl 1: umm,....yeah.....
*awkward silence*

Severing The Velvet by WISE IDIOT August 22, 2011

Sabering 

Similar to the female version of scissoring. Men with erections going at each other naked. Sabering, like a Star Wars light saber fight but with dicks. Replace the light sabers with dicks.

"Dude, Carl and Shane had an EPIC Sabering session tonight."

Sabering by Wivesclubbeavertonchapter September 20, 2014